I have real actual news.

It’s about my drinking problem, er I mean sleeping problem.

But you have to read about it here.

Also, after all my resolution to fix my car myself I’m just going to give in.

There were no pictures to help me with this whole taking the door apart thing.

They do it on purpose you know.

The car companies design these cars so only a mechanic can fix them.

What happened to the days of simplicity?

What happened to people knowing how to jimmy rig anything?

I miss those days.

And I don’t think I ever really lived in those days.

How sad is that?